Today’s Daily Lamp falls under the “phoning it in” category. If you’re someone with a bunch of bottles hanging around, you too can have any kind of lamp you want. Just empty the bottle, stick this lamp in before OR after you wash the nasty ol’ thing, and boom — instant lamp. Meet the Satechi Touch USB lamp, which allows you to plug any empty bottle that’ll accept a standard width bottle at the minimum (which, consequently, is 2 3/8″):
Crazy, no? It’s only $25 bucks, so who cares if it’s ridiculous?
You can go over to Satechi’s website and buy your own, but you have to supply the bottle.