Ok, David has been in his new garage with some cream cheese, Robin Williams when he was Mork, and a blowtorch making the latest and greatest thing to be free as hell in not only the iTunes Store AND the Android Store — the new JimOnLight.com App!
Jim it’s too soon for the joke Jim it’s too soon for the joke JIM IT’S TOO SOON FOR THE JOKE
When you fire this bad puppy up from whatever device you have — iPhone, iPad, iPod, Android tablet, whatever — you’ll get the top page story right up front (yeah, yeah, my battery always runs that low, shut up):
The menu here gives you access to anything you really ever need to do in life, including eat or pay your internet bill which I keep forgetting to do:
The Popular Articles tab gives you high traffic stories that you know you need to read:
You know, that bastard David would OF COURSE make me work for the number one spot on that list. Â What a jackass. Â I WRITE THE QUESTIONS!
Right in the dark while you’re lying there reading this if you’re an insomniac like me, maybe it’s a Thursday and it’s 2pm or something for youÂ you can jump right to the JimOnLight Flickr Group:
Videos. Â Of course, videos! Â What kind of self-serving aptly named website would be worth a damn without some videos?!!1
YOU TOO can submit to JimOnLight. Â Use the app! Â If you’re out there in the field and you see the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen or just anything you might be looking at, this is how!
Second to last but least not at all to me, the most awesome Flickr group, Today’s Sun. Â Fox’s Flickr group is way cooler than mineÂ even though mine tries really hard and never quite could afford to go to college but definitely never stripped its way through Dental School:
Twitter Feed. Â Because really now, does anyone actually ever actually physicallyÂ GOÂ toÂ TwitterÂ anymore?!
David, you’re a bad ass. Â Everybody else, GO GET YOU SOME JIMONLIGHT.COM APP!
Aww man. Â I had such a crush on Pam Dawber. Â But I was six or seven, it never would have worked out.