That’s right, today’s Daily Lamp is a lamp and a dildo. Crazy? Maybe. But if you remember that scene in Parenthood when the lights go out and Steve Martin finds Diane Wiest’s dildo instead of the flashlight?
Meet Matteo Cibic‘s Bedside Lamp with Dildo:
Well, there’s something for everyone, isn’t there?! From Matteo’s website on Bibelot Sexuel, the line that includes the Dildo Lamp (I mean Bedside Table Lamp with dildo):
Being surrounded by beautiful objects is a source of pleasure. An aesthetic pleasure,since “beauty is the promise of happiness”, as Stendhal once said. A sexual pleasure also, as it happens with Bibelot Sexuel and a few other extraordinary cases. Bibelot is a French word that stands for a small, curious trinket or decorative object. Sexuel needs no translation.
This collection of design objects by Matteo Cibic contains indeed a series of ornaments for the house and pieces of jewelry. Yet they are not the kind of objects you would expect to find on your grandma’s bookshelf. In facts, they all conceal a secret, immoral purpose. The ceramic bedside lamp hides a dildo. So do the fish bowl and the candle holder. Not to speak about the bow tie, which mutates into a pair of sophisticated geisha balls. In Bibelot Sexuel, beauty and sex finally go hand in hand, in a passionate cry for freedom of pleasure.
There you have it, folks. For all of those times you just have to have a dildo and don’t know where to hide it when your non-dildo friends come over for a non-dildo party.